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Pippa Middleton’s Butt Hysteria

Ever since the Royal wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William last month, Kate’s younger sister Pippa’s Ass has been the talk of the town. Her Royal-by-association butt has sent women all over the U.K. to their plastic surgeons offices to have there butts look more like Pippas.

The Star magazine reports, “Since last month’s Royal Wedding, cosmetic surgeons have reported a 60% increase in bookings for bottom-lifting treatments. And one leading cosmetic clinic has even nicknamed the surgery The Pip Package Perfect Posterior, which can cost up £8,000, depending on treatments.

Lesley Khan of London’s Harley Street Skin Clinic said: ‘We are now seeing scores of female clients seeking the perfect bottom. A few years back everyone one wanted the Jennifer Lopez look but now everyone asks for a bottom like Pippa’s – curvy but not too peachy.’”

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We at Altered Identity have no idea what this is all about, Pippa hardly has any butt at all! What’s your take on all this Pippa Middleton Butt Hysteria?

3 thoughts on “Pippa Middleton’s Butt Hysteria”

  1. Omg, she doesn’t have any ass at ALL. Seriously. WTF. Everyone is talking about her ass and that it’s so hot, oh plzz, if she got a ass what about half of the nation. They got a similar ass and even hotter, cuz her ass is not hot. And im pretty sure that someone think’s right now ‘oh she’s just jealous’ and all I know is that my ass is much hotter, rounder, and fuller then her ass. So there isn’t any jealousy about that. But I dont get wtf PEOPLE are thinking. Btw. She is ugly as hell, she looks old. And Kate is so gorges..

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